– for all the times you have left me in the park
– for the time you threw up on my friends brand new cream rug
– for the time you peed on that chaps suitcase – just because it was next to the lamp post
– for the time you stole the lovely sandwich I had made for my lunch with the last of the cold chicken
– for all the times you wake me up in the middle of the night
– – – it’s pay back time!
Meet your new Christmas Elf Collar
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