– for all the times you have left me in the park

– for the time you threw up on my friends brand new cream rug

– for the time you peed on that chaps suitcase – just because it was next to the lamp post

– for the time you stole the lovely sandwich I had made for my lunch with the last of the cold chicken

– for all the times you wake me up in the middle of the night

– – – it’s pay back time!

Meet your new Christmas Elf Collar